DO YOU REMEMBER THE MACARENA?
To be sung in the bath.
THE MASTURBATA
(IMPORTANT: TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "MACARENA")
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse, its the one with Sharon Stona.
Haaaaayyyy Masturbayta!!!
I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Haaaaaayyyy Masturbayta!!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where it's beena
Haaaaaayyyy Masturbayta!!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
Haaaaaayyyy Masturbayta!!!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. Novemba now I'm gonna decorate her.
Haaaaaayyyy Masturbater!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shake n' baka,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayo I'm a maka.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is acha.
HAAAAAYYYYYY MASTURBAYTA!!!
one more time...HAAAAAYYYYYY MASTURBAYTA!!!
hilarious!! i am laughing still. good ppl these, who write such stuff.
Posted by: anya at June 8, 2004 02:54 AMLemme post this corroded version of a bollywood song here also! Ode to hrithik ?? or a tribute to Einstien???
Kyon chalti hai pawan,
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> Because of evaporation.
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> Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
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> Because of earth's revolution.
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> Kyon machalta hai mann,
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> Because of excessive respiration.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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> But I just gave all the reasons!
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> Kyon aati hai bahaar,
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> Because of a change in season,
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> Kyon lut ta hai karaar,
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> Because of mental tension.
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> Kyon hota hai pyaar,
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> Because of pole attraction.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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> Like I said, these are all science phenomenan!
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> Kyon gum hai har disha,
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> Because you have a poor sense of direction.
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> Kyon hota hai nasha,
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> Because of drug addiction.
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> Kyon aata hai mazaa,
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> Bcoz science gives us all the information.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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Its My responsibilty to make it famous worldwide!
Pants off ...oops...Hats off!