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Women, mark March 14th in your calendars. It’s payback time, with Steak and BJ day!
Disclaimer: The page is sexist and has links to some graphic stuff. Definately not safe for children or during work. Good for a lauch though!
Link courtesy: The incomparable MadMan!

Alyque Padamsee would like to extend a monologue into a dialogue. The poor penis felt quite left out while the vagina kept ranting away. So Alyque is organising the Penis Dialogues. Fabulous! This is one play I must see. And quickly, because the culture vultures are already hovering.
[AE: Shanti beat you to this story. Get […]

The Aussies have a “we’re gonna do what we’re gonna do and balls to the world” attitude that I love. This lit up my day.
The first passenger train to cross Australia from south to north arrived in Darwin yesterday to be welcomed by women flashing their breasts and men baring their backsides in a mass […]

Spare a thought for six unemployed Iraqis, former doubles of Saddam Hussein. Opinion Journal suggests a Vegas career for them. I’d say Bollywood beckons as well. Hindi films will have new scope for double roles with these guys playing both hero and heavy. Knowing the love our peoples share this is a cracker idea!
Update from […]

Before we start cloning humans, we need to ask ourselves a crucial question. If you push your naked clone off the top of a skyscraper, would it be
a) suicide
b) murder or
c) an obscene clone fall?

Got this joke from the December issue of Reader’ Digest.

Kingsley decides to have a go at Indian bloggers. Here’s what he writes about AnarCapLib:
In a free market economy, it won’t be necessary for the central enforcer to cut nails. The nails will regulate themselves. For example, if a nail grows too long, it will come into contact with something hard and will be broken […]

This is why Scott Adams is perhaps the best cartoonist around.

Update: I don’t feel so bad when another blogger beats me to it. (Good show Shanti). But when the Economic Times is so quick on the draw, makes me wonder. Maybe bloggers have influenced the speed of news and views. Chalk one up for us!

Who says Indians are not innovative? This latest invention could make waves.
Shanti, surely this will help us poor Indians, eh? ;)

A believer and an atheist were neighbours. The believer was poor, jobless, lonely and hence completely depressed in life. On the other hand the atheist was rich, had a lovely home and was a happy person. The believer never understood this dichotomy.
Once he sat in front of the idol of god and complained. “Why, […]

We have a new genre of jokes. Blondes are passé. Bloggers are the in-thing. Yaya!
Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two — one to change it while the other apologizes for the recent lack of illumination and explains that they’ve been really busy lately.
From Defective Yeti. The comments section […]

I’ve found the keys to my home again and so I am out of here. As a farewell gift to Yazad, here are some cool suggestions for names to give to his daughters.

Maya
Ganga
Sheetal

Why? Figure it out yourself.

Seems like Scott Adams is being inspired by our very own …
Ravikiran!

Ravi’s SARS collection is here and here and here.

from Samizdata. This is rip roaringly funny.
In reverse order, they are:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it […]

Got this from Karen De Coster’s blog. Very very funny. My favorite is # 13.
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. […]

This is really funny. He talks about dates — the kind you eat. Okay, the kind which are fruits. Alright, you know what I mean