Chinese don’t eat apples!
Published by Yazad Jal October 30th, 2004 in HumourEven Tyler Cowen of Marginal Revolution isn’t immune to what I shall now call the libertarian penchant for bad jokes!
How do we know that Adam and Eve were not Chinese? Because they ate the apple, not the snake.
If they were Gujju, they’d have had the apple for a snake.
In my opinion, snakes taste better. Eve was a moron.
If Adam had eaten the snake, the small intestine would have been called the Adam’s serpent.
If Adam and Eve had been Chinese they would have made themselves enough Serpent-Burgers to last a month and today’s MacDonald’s logo would have two kissing serpents forming the M.