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Published by Yazad Jal June 7th, 2004 in HumourNot satisfied with just a category, I’ve created a whole new blog for the huge collection of jokes on my computer.
Today’s post is a favourite song, with the lyrics suitably modified. Enjoy!
If you must ask why, my initials are YPJ.
BTW - I think I was the first ever person to comment on it
I have a predilection for puns and shaggy dogs as well. The rooster one was nice :-)
Allow me to introduce you to The Ballad Of Eskimo Nell. In the land of dirty poetry, this one’s definitely a contender for the king. Here’s an excerpt:-
Gather ’round, all you whorey,
Gather ’round, and hear my story.
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,
And a tale to you I’ll tell
About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.
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Full poem:-
http://homepages.tcp.co.uk/~nicholson/eskimo.html#Eskimo%20Nell
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Inspired by Yazad’s song,Heres another one!
Its Bollywood This time!
Kyon chalti hai pawan,
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> Because of evaporation.
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> Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
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> Because of earth’s revolution.
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> Kyon machalta hai mann,
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> Because of excessive respiration.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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> But I just gave all the reasons!
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> Kyon aati hai bahaar,
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> Because of a change in season,
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> Kyon lut ta hai karaar,
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> Because of mental tension.
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> Kyon hota hai pyaar,
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> Because of pole attraction.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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> Like I said, these are all science phenomenan!
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> Kyon gum hai har disha,
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> Because you have a poor sense of direction.
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> Kyon hota hai nasha,
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> Because of drug addiction.
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> Kyon aata hai mazaa,
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> Bcoz science gives us all the information.
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> Na tum jaano na hum
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