Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman
Published by Yazad Jal July 19th, 2003 in Humourfrom Samizdata. This is rip roaringly funny.
In reverse order, they are:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND…..THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN….
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
*Big Frown* Exxxxxcuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeee….???
Lol. I can see that Sampada isn’t very happy :D But it was still funny.. :)
I can see that hell hath worse fury than a handgun scorned.
This is in the same vein as “why chocolate is better than sex” or “why a beer is better than a woman.”
I posted it because I found the # 1 reason very funny. And later I remembered that silencers are available for women too! Chocolate cake works best. ;-)
Chocolate cake? *twirps like a bird* cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap!!!!
In my part of the world, this is called cruisin’ for punishment. I can see you’re about to get spanked. I can only hope you enjoy it ;)
Hahahaha … *gets a cone of popcorn and a glass of Coke and settles down to watch the fireworks*
just kidding, of course! ;-)
Hmm.. I must admit that I am convinced.. must get a handgun soon!
:-)
>You can buy a silencer for a handgun
You mean stuffing a rag in her mouth doesn’t work any more?